Here in Boston we have a zombie run every November. It’s a geeky, cultural thing. Good fun. Last weekend, though, one of the cosplayers actually bit me. I would have just told him off (I don’t actually participate), but he fell over and… well, sort of fell apart right there. What’s the proper etiquette when you’ve been bitten?
Hungry in Boston
The first thing every successful zombie must do is consume the Powermeat, also known as the frontal lobe of your brain. Perform a self-induced lobotomy and eat the fuel for your apocalypse.