When it suddenly occurs to you that you might be turning into a werewolf, to whom do you turn for advice? When your reflection blinks back at you or you make a functioning time machine, who has the best perspective on how to proceed? Telephone books no longer list dragon attack hotlines. Banks can’t tell you how to wire a direct deposit to your account in the Cayman Dimensions.
There are many situations that only crop up once every couple of millennia. Although individually rare, there are so many of these different scenarios that collectively they occur on a regular basis.
Fortunately there’s Alistair. When Dear Abby doesn’t take your concerns about a war brewing between the local fairies and your chinchilla seriously, don’t just assume that nobody knows how to resolve the situation. Instead, Ask Alistair.
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