Alistair, 

My girlfriend has been bitten, and now she’s hanging around with the Alpha vampire a lot. I don’t want to be clingy, but I really, really like her! What’s the line where I go from normal jealous to creepy and annoying jealous? 

Third Wheel in the Keys 

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Third Wheel, 

Trick question: normal for vampires IS creepy and annoying. So just go with your least healthy instincts. 

Alistair