How can you tell when you’re messing in the affairs best left to god?

Experimental in Shimoni


The main distinction is ‘Which god?’ Some tend for the deific-neutral lightning bolt to the scalp. Others for a rash of misfortune, culminating in an implausible and embarrassing death. Occasionally, there are some gods who are simply too meek to raise a fuss, but by and large they are the ones in charge of some very firm concepts, such as which side of your body organs like to be on (the options being inside and outside).

Short answer, you’ll know because you die suddenly and/or painfully.