Digging Around

Alistair,

I was going through Grandma’s old stuff and found a weird book in the attic. It’s in a foreign language (Cyrillic alphabet, according to Wikipedia, but with a lot of extra squiggles). Is reading it out loud to see what happens OK? It’s just that I get kind of light-headed when I do, and the next thing I know, it’s a few hours later and the apartment is all messed up.

Digging Around in South Carolina

Digging,

In your case, I’d say go right ahead, but proceed with caution. I cannot emphasize this enough. Take baby steps, Dramamine, and notes. Use a video camera in a secure mount to review your performance after each reading. Keep your eyes peeled for negative side effects, such as thinning hair, unusual protrusions of your tailbone, or peeling eyes.

Alistair