Here in Boston we have a Zombie Run every November. It’s a geeky cultural thing. Good fun. Last weekend, though, one of the runners actually bit me. I would have just told him off (I don’t actually participate), but he fell over and sort of just kind of fell apart right there. What’s the proper etiquette when you’ve been bitten?
Once Bitten in Boston
The first thing for any successful zombie is to consume the Powermeat, also known as your brainstem. Perform a self-induced lobotomy and eat the fuel for your impending apocalypse.