How can you tell when you’re messing in the affairs best left to god?

Experimental in Shimoni


The main distinction is ‘Which god?’ Some tend for the deific-neutral lightning bolt to the scalp. Others for a rash of misfortune, culminating in an implausible and embarrassing death. Occasionally, there are some gods who are simply too meek to raise a fuss, which works out to no difference in the long run.

Short answer, you’ll know because you die suddenly and/or painfully.